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i will not rest until this gets a million notes
I warned you
Clint told him to do it for the vine
intense concentration coming from everyone in this photo
3 year old death grip!
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
We have no idea what he’s doing…
"Not taking any of your shit today water! You may makeup 71% of the planet but I drink you motherfucker!"
Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
cara omg ♥♥♥
this is my favorite tweet of 2014