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lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

ill-be-the-sky:

pizza-drunk:

stuck-here-on-this-island:

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.

Oh god it’s going around again

One of my best friends, ladies and gents.

(via bieberinmypants69)

How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

reasonablesacrifice:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

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Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

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Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

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TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

(Source: peetaah, via bieberinmypants69)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

yo im happy for u and imma let u finish but


go girl spicy-vagina-tacos right here dropped the best selfie of all time
uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today



#I like how the teacher’s just like #m

unclefather:

thebeardedvulture:

unclefather:

if i see one of those long bugs with all the legs and antennas in my house i’m moving 

A centipede?

i don’t care what it’s called i’ll leave my house and all my belongings. i’ll change my name.

(via carmennab)

batqueen:

thc-thehappychemical:

mindaltering:

I couldn’t see it in my area :(

HOLY FUCK

omfg
james5453545:

Funny pictures of the day (65 pics) So I Introduced My Cat To Popsicles
sicklysatisfied:

Quotes on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/111350612/via/melody_jones
sicklysatisfied:

-71 on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/111377566/via/Berserker_Amjad
silly-luv:

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